Sex Quotes
Bob Rubin
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend
of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus
Robert Byrne
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is
through his stomach flunked geography
Woody Allen
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too
fast
William B. Yeats
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity
of the soul
Sulegan Sulack
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
Abdamein
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped
Margaret Smith
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently
Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous
than the cigarette afterward
Swami X
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes"
is the answer
Quentin Crisp
Men get laid, but women get screwed
Elizabeth Taylor
It is bad enough that people are dying
of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance
Igbaul Thukbeer
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for
sex, he's paying her to leave
David Richard
A dirty book is rarely dusty
Marlene Dietrich
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the
world a fact
Don Schrader
To hear many religious people talk,
one would think God created the torso, head, legs and
arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
William H. Masters
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy
on the fanny when he comes home from work.
Woody Allen
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
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